Anyone else feel lied to? I feel like the whole human existence is kind of a big, fat lie. I know.. dramatic. But hear me out: I remember as a child thinking that the kids in high school were so cool. They “just had their life together.” They were going to college and they wereContinue reading “She is beauty, she is grace, she just fell flat on her face”
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It’s easier to have a BADitude.
There. I said it. It’s easier to have a bad attitude than a good one – a baditude if you will. (I did not coin this, I have no idea who did, but if it was you, consider this your personal shout out). Sometimes, I have a baditude. I’m happy, but my attitude can stillContinue reading “It’s easier to have a BADitude.”
A series of seemingly unrelated events that almost created a catastrophe: a story of sorts.
You. All. BUCKLE UP. I have an “Ashley-only” type of story to share with you, the kind that seems unbelievable, that involves like 900 seemingly unrelated parts, but still.. somehow ends up related, disturbing, and sort of hilarious. I’m actually super proud of this particular story, because while it’s absolutely Ashley-esque, Matt is the protagonistContinue reading “A series of seemingly unrelated events that almost created a catastrophe: a story of sorts.”
Shut your damn mouth 🤐
One of the hardest parts of adulthood, and honestly, even just growing up, has been controlling this mouth of mine. It runs faster than my brain and apparently enjoys my foot in it. It gets me in trouble, again and again and again. I remember one time, as a small-ish child, I was taunting myContinue reading “Shut your damn mouth 🤐”